Like when I sew for other folks and look at a double length of fabric as long as I am tall and think "yeah, that is just enough for a short coat for Ed."
- How do I feel:
amused
I adore this rant. Comedian Rob Paravonian rants about how much it sucks to play Pachelbel's Canon in D on a cello. Recorded live at Penn State, this piece by comedian/musician Rob Paravonian has been a favorite on the Dr. Demento Show.
I also HATE Pachelbel's canon in D. It is a frikkin funeral dirge. Anyone who has ever lived in LA and had to listen to the Forest Lawn Mortuary commercials knows what I'm talking about.
- How do I feel:
giggly
This particular pawn always looked so scared to me. SO here he is. Enjoy.
As always, no hotlinking. Save to your system and then upload it for use.
Please to be crediting me.
Let me know if you take him.
- How do I feel: amused
He's about to make a very bad choice.
Just being silly. Watercolor pencils again.
Thinking I might put it and the other one up for the Dragon's Horde Auction. (which would of course make them ACEO's)
- How do I feel: amused
don't hotlink. save it to your computer and upload it from there.
- How do I feel: giggly
Soon this will become an animated icon, but for now it is still in its ATC form.
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weavedancer is such an inspiration. She has the best counterpoints to rants.Made this at scribble last night for the fun of it.
- How do I feel: giggly
*fangirl squee*
And it did win the emmy for its category.
- How do I feel: amused
"Now with real pirate in every box! Full and balanced nutrition for even the most finicky of sea monsters. Buy yours today!
chow, chow, chow!"
- How do I feel:
evil
Change the fur to match the carpet and you would have my Aramis.
Hence the nickname "Suicide cat." She makes going down the basement stairs an act of suicide.
- How do I feel: amused
"I yam Battle Cube!"
- How do I feel: amused
really
just ask him
- How do I feel:
okay
All the facilitates the purr is to be sought.
Regardless of how it seems - I meant to do that.
There can be no loss of a fight, only disinterest.
I am small, soft and yielding, yet I am denied nothing.
There is not one thing I can not accomplish by my will alone.
The center of self is existence, hence the center of existence is self.
If you can not eat it, chase it, kill it, or sleep on or with it, it has no worth.
- How do I feel:
cheerful
Sheep: OMGWTFBBQ???
Sheep dogs: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Those crazy shepherds
and...
This goofy ass photo of a snowy owl.
I can totally hear it saying "Durr...."
just sayin'
ari's Dewey Decimal Section:
189 Medieval western philosophy
ari = 189 = 189 = 189
Class:
100 Philosophy & Psychology
Contains:
Books on metaphysics, logic, ethics and philosophy.
What it says about you:
You're a careful thinker, but your life can be complicated and hard for others to understand at times. You try to explain things and strive to express yourself.
Find your Dewey Decimal Section at Spacefem.com
bwahahahahahaha
Laughing so hard I can barely breathe right now.
"My turn, My turn! What begins in come here and ends in ow? I dunno m'lord. Come here..."
There are so many, but that is my favorite. Followed closely by
"My God! Yes I suppose I am."
"Baldrick. What begins in come here and ends in ow?"
Connor: "25 cents, an ugly rock, and you pack her shit."
Ellie: *punches Connor*
I miss those guys.
I have discovered that my bug lamp is just the most favorite feeder for the cactus wrens that frequent my yard.
It took a while to get photos of them but I managed. They like to get on the outer screen and pluck the toasted bugs out of the inner screen. I guess they like bar-b-q as much as we do.
My favorite quote from the story
The communal pool also presented its own problem: At times the fish would flock to the feet of an individual with a surplus of dead skin, leaving others with a dearth of fish.
"It would sometimes be embarrassing for them but it was also really hilarious," Ho said.
Oh my.
Satan shudders and says
'Oh crap...She's Awake!!'" -annonymous
Roman Glass Gaming Die
Price Realized
* $17,925
* Christie's Buying Guide
A ROMAN GLASS GAMING DIE
Circa 2nd Century A.D.
Deep blue-green in color, the large twenty-sided die incised with a distinct symbol on each of its faces
2 1/16 in. (5.2 cm.) wide
Pre-Lot Text
THE PROPERTY OF A
MARYLAND FINE ARTS PROFESSOR
Provenance
Acquired by the current owner's father in Egypt in the 1920s.
Lot Notes
Several polyhedra in various materials with similar symbols are known from the Roman period. Modern scholarship has not yet established the game for which these dice were used.
Scribble is still on. I will make sure everything is cleaned up and ready, but my personal self will prolly be ensconced on the couch for the evening.
Bleah
All I could think of while brushing Aramis was "is there no end to the shedding?"
So I made the poster. Yes all the fur is from one brushing of one cat. That cat, the shedopotomus.
I wonder if the pope lines his hat in tin-foil.
Full text of article below
Associated Press
Vatican: It's OK to believe in aliens
Associated Press 05.13.08, 12:48 PM ET
VATICAN CITY -
The Vatican's chief astronomer says that believing in aliens does not contradict faith in God.
The Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes, the Jesuit director of the Vatican Observatory, says that the vastness of the universe means it is possible there could be other forms of life outside Earth, even intelligent ones.
In an interview published Tuesday by Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano, Funes says that such a notion "doesn't contradict our faith" because aliens would still be God's creatures.
The interview was headlined "The extraterrestrial is my brother." Funes said that ruling out the existence of aliens would be like "putting limits" on God's creative freedom.
Copyright 2008 Associated Press.
The first is the Cluebat TM
The second is just cryptic as all hell
Who writes these things?
Perhaps we should all invest in one of these.
http://www.cgets.com/item--Indestructab
( That Superhero Meme )
From Estrella
In war correspondent mode. Right after I hauled ass to get out of the middle of the battlefield.
Thanks oh baroness mine for the warning.
The photo was taken by Mistress Magdalen
--Jeffrey Stevenson Brathalla
hehehehe good old ACME they can make and ship anything.
...Hunter S Thompson
this is a sure thing to perk up any of my days lately. Quite possibly my best sewing Mantra ever.
"Bats Lazlo! Bats!"
"blend dammit!"
bobthemad11.Yo momma's so fat the only curve on her is the curve of space-time that occurs around any super massive object.
10.Yo momma's so ugly Schrödinger's cat was all-dead just knowing she existed.
9.Yo momma's so fat she accounts for the missing 90% of matter in the universe.
8.Yo momma's so fat her first diet ever is going to be called "The Big Crunch".
7.Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Galileo is Spanish for 'girlfriend'.
6.Yo momma's so fat she contradicts a heliocentric solar system.
5.Yo momma's so stupid all of her family calls her a special relativity.
4.Yo momma's so stupid she thinks "Haw" is a middle name, and Steven Hawking wrote "The Stand".
3.Yo momma's so ugly, stuff running from her accounts for the acceleration of the expansion of the universe.
2.Yo momma's so fat her waistline is called the event horizon.
1.Yo momma's so stupid she thinks this line is false.
It is a spoof on re-enactors. In this case they do comics.
( dream home? )
And a Japanese Ramen making Rube Goldberg device to counter Corynne's
Pirates
Are the pests of the sea. Feed them to it.
Purina Kraken chow.
Chow! Chow! Chow!
Only made with the finest pirates. One free Letter of Marque in every bag.
- How do I feel: amused
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